Quality Land, by: Mark Ofe Kling

Come to where quality exists! Come to the land of quality! You are now traveling for the first time in your life to Quality Land. Are you excited? Yes? For a good reason! Because you will soon enter a very important country, as its founding marked a new era: the era of quality time. And because you are not yet familiar with Quality Land, here are some introductory facts. Two years before the founding of Quality Land, that is, two years before the era of quality time, there was a major economic crisis there, a crisis that people called the crisis of the century. However, it was the third crisis of the century within a decade. The panic that swept the markets prompted the government to seek help from economic experts in the field of large business management, and they decided that the country desperately needed a new name. The old name had become worn out, and according to opinion polls, it only attracted some old nationalists with weak purchasing power. Additionally, renaming would help eliminate some troublesome historical commitments. For example, the army of this country in the past, well, let’s say, exaggerating to achieve the goal…