My grandmother's guide to killing the scoundrels, by Mirna Al-Mahdi

I discovered tonight that every member of my family has killed at least once! I stood behind my grandmother as she opened the room door to find the body of this scoundrel naked. Of course, I suspected no one but my grandmother as the killer! Not because she is the only one in our house who owns a weapon and has mastered using it since her youth, and not because we know she killed her ex-husband, but because as soon as she saw the body, she patted my back and met my terrified gaze with a gentle smile as if to say: "This scoundrel's body is a gift that surpasses your high school exam. Be happy, O Issa!" I was not happy; I had told them not to kill him in my absence, so it is not right for anyone else to shoot him, but it seems they took advantage of my absence at the Nile Palace police station to indulge in their favorite habit; ignoring my wishes. I wished to scold my grandmother for breaking her rules to kill villains, but the look of this officer standing behind us, holding a lemon, prevented me from speaking... Number of pages: 248