My grandmother's guide to killing the scoundrels

I discovered tonight that every member of my family has killed at least once! I stood behind my grandmother as she opened the room door to find the body of this scoundrel naked. Of course, I did not suspect anyone other than my grandmother as the killer! Not because she is the only one in our house who possesses a weapon she has mastered since her youth, and not because we know she killed her ex-husband, but because as soon as she saw the body, she patted my back and met my frightened gaze with a gentle smile as if to say: "This scoundrel's body is a gift that surpasses you in the high school exams. Be happy, O Issa!" I was not happy, for I had told them not to kill him in my absence, so it is not permissible for anyone else to shoot him, but it seems they took advantage of my absence at the Nile Palace police station to indulge in their favorite habit; ignoring my wishes. I wished to scold my grandmother for breaking her rules to kill villains, but the look of this officer standing behind us holding a lemon prevented me from speaking... Author: Merna El Mahdy Number of pages: 248